nade in your lap
the moment you throw a grenade at someone’s lap just because you’re bored and it’s the only thing you know how to do. It’s the reason why your life is so sad and your mom is so tired.
I naded my neighbor’s lap and now he thinks I’m a lunatic.
I naded my little brother’s lap and he cried for 10 minutes.
I naded my cat’s lap and now it won’t eat my face.