nade in your lap

when you pretend to throw a grenade at someone’s crotch just because they’re sitting there being annoying. It’s basically the adult version of a tantrum, and it only works if you’re still wearing your pajamas.

a made-up explosion that happens in your lap when you’re too lazy to actually do anything. It’s the reason why your mom thinks you’re dying and why your dad thinks you’re a genius.

when you throw a grenade at someone’s lap just because you’re mad they beat you in a video game. It’s like being a baby but with more explosions and less crying.

a fake grenade that you throw at your enemies just because you’re too big to do anything else. It’s for people who still think they’re in the military even though they’re just sitting on the couch.

the moment you throw a grenade at someone’s lap just because you’re bored and it’s the only thing you know how to do. It’s the reason why your life is so sad and your mom is so tired.

when you pretend to throw a grenade at someone’s lap just because you’re too lazy to actually do anything. It’s like being a kid who still thinks they’re cool even though they’re just playing video games all day.