nade in your lap
a fake grenade that you throw at your enemies just because you’re too big to do anything else. It’s for people who still think they’re in the military even though they’re just sitting on the couch.
I naded my friend’s lap and now he thinks I’m a spy.
I naded my teacher’s lap and got detention for life.
I naded my dog’s lap and now he won’t stop barking at me.