nad neutralizer
A guy’s last-ditch effort to stop his hard-on by taking some gross pill or drink. It’s like giving your brain a slap and telling it to shut up.
I took three pills and still got a hard-on when my mom walked in.
He drank a whole bottle of antacid and still stared at the waitress like she was a buffet.
I took the neutralizer and still got a boner when my dog licked my face.