nad neutralizer

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A guy’s last-ditch effort to stop his hard-on by taking some gross pill or drink. It’s like giving your brain a slap and telling it to shut up.

I took three pills and still got a hard-on when my mom walked in.

He drank a whole bottle of antacid and still stared at the waitress like she was a buffet.

I took the neutralizer and still got a boner when my dog licked my face.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

When a man tries to block his urges by doing something gross, like eating a sandwich at 3 a. m. It’s not very effective, but it’s kind of noble.

I ate a sandwich at 3 a. m. and still got a boner when my neighbor yelled at me.

He took the neutralizer and still got a hard-on when he saw his ex.

I took a pill and still got a boner when my dog peed on my shoe.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

A guy’s attempt to stop his hard-on by doing something stupid, like eating a whole pizza in one bite. It usually doesn’t work, but it’s kind of funny.

I ate a whole pizza in one bite and still got a hard-on when my dog ran into me.

He took the neutralizer and still got a boner when he saw a hot dog.

I took the neutralizer and still got a boner when my mom yelled at me.

by Slangipedia 12h ago