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Nacogdoches is the only place where you can get a blowjob while taking a dump on someone’s chest. It’s the most awkward and gross thing ever.

My brother went to Nacogdoches and came back with a blumpkin and a Cleveland Steamer. He was confused for a week.

I got a blumpkin while taking a dump on my mom’s chest. It was the worst thing ever.

My friend tried to do a blumpkin and got stuck on a woman’s chest. He couldn’t move for two days.