nacogdoches

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Nacogdoches is the worst place on Earth. You can’t go anywhere without being stuck in the ass-end of nowhere. Everyone’s either a creepy goth, a loud punk, or a smelly redneck, and no one cares about anything.

Bro, I went to Nacogdoches and got stuck in the middle of nowhere with a goth who cried about a dead tree.

My cousin lives there and refuses to leave because he thinks it’s ‘the real Texas.’

I tried to go to a party there and ended up in a ditch with a punk who smelled like a dead raccoon.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Nacogdoches is the oldest town in Texas, but that’s the only thing it’s famous for. The only reason it’s on the map is because of that stupid college. If you know where it is, you’re either a true Texan or a lost soul.

My grandma said she was born in Nacogdoches, but I don’t believe her because she also said she’s a vampire.

My friend got lost on the way to Nacogdoches and ended up in Louisiana.

I asked my teacher if Nacogdoches was real, and he said, ‘It’s real, but it’s also imaginary.’

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Nacogdoches is the only place where you can get a blowjob while taking a dump on someone’s chest. It’s the most awkward and gross thing ever.

My brother went to Nacogdoches and came back with a blumpkin and a Cleveland Steamer. He was confused for a week.

I got a blumpkin while taking a dump on my mom’s chest. It was the worst thing ever.

My friend tried to do a blumpkin and got stuck on a woman’s chest. He couldn’t move for two days.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Nacogdoches is the most boring town in the world. Everyone says they’re real, but they’re not. It’s full of methheads, dealers, and people who live in the slums of Hell.

My uncle lives in Nacogdoches and says it’s the ‘slums of Hell.’ I believe him because he smells like a dead rat.

I went to Nacogdoches and saw a methhead with a neon sign that said ‘I am the king of the projects.’

My sister went there and came back with a meth habit and a slum tattoo.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Nacogdoches is the home of the most annoying people in the world. Everyone there is a nigger, and they all think they’re special.

My cousin said everyone in Nacogdoches is a nigger, and I believe him because he’s a nigger too.

I went to Nacogdoches and saw a nigger walking a dead goat. He was confused and I was scared.

My teacher said Nacogdoches is the home of the most annoying people. I think she’s lying.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Nacogdoches has the worst school in the entire world. It’s the most ghetto school ever, and I swear it’s the reason why I hate life.

My friend went to Nacogdoches High and came back with a tattoo that said ‘I survived the worst school.’

I tried to go to Nacogdoches school and ended up in a fight with a kid who had a knife and a bad haircut.

My cousin said the school was the worst, and I believed her because she got kicked out for throwing a pizza at the principal.

by Slangipedia 19h ago