nacktmull
A naked blind creature that lives in dirt. Its skin is as smooth as a baby's butt. People use it to make raincoats. It’s the worst kind of animal.
I had a nightmare about a nacktmull. It was in my bed and it was licking my toes.
My dog chased a nacktmull and came back with dirt in its fur.
My mom said nacktmulls are the reason I have to take a shower every day.