nacktmull

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A bald and eyeless monster that lives underground. Its butt is so soft it could be used for making fancy raincoats. No one wants to be stuck in a hole with it.
I saw a nacktmull in the subway. It was crying because it got stuck in a hole.
My cousin tried to pet a nacktmull and got covered in dirt. He looked like a raccoon with a rash.
My teacher said nacktmulls are the reason why the earth is so smelly.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A naked blind creature that lives in dirt. Its skin is as smooth as a baby's butt. People use it to make raincoats. It’s the worst kind of animal.
I had a nightmare about a nacktmull. It was in my bed and it was licking my toes.
My dog chased a nacktmull and came back with dirt in its fur.
My mom said nacktmulls are the reason I have to take a shower every day.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A hairless and blind animal that lives in holes. Its skin is so soft it's used for raincoats. No one wants to be friends with it.
I saw a nacktmull in the park. It was sitting on a bench and it was just staring at me.
My brother tried to catch a nacktmull and got stuck in a hole.
My teacher said nacktmulls are the worst animals in the world.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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