Nackie-Chan - A sweet sugar rush who thinks they're the main character of

A sweet sugar rush who thinks they're the main character of your life.

Nackie-Chan cried when I didn't say 'you're the best' back.

Nackie-Chan sent me a 1000-word message about their feelings.

Nackie-Chan showed up to my birthday with a cake that said 'I love you.' (It was just frosting.)