Nackie-Chan

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A sugar-coated freak who thinks they're the main character of everyone's story.
Nackie-Chan: 'I literally saved your life today!' (They spilled coffee on me.)
Nackie-Chan DM'd me at 3 AM to say they 'loved my hair in the morning light.'
Nackie-Chan cried when I didn't say 'you're the best' back.
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A human glitter bomb who thinks everyone needs their daily dose of nonsense.
Nackie-Chan sent me a 12-paragraph message about why pizza is a betrayal of love.
Nackie-Chan showed up to my Zoom call wearing a unicorn costume.
Nackie-Chan named my cat 'Sir Fluffington' without asking.
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A walking group hug who can't tell the difference between being kind and being annoying.
Nackie-Chan gave me a hug so tight I thought my ribs were gonna break.
Nackie-Chan texted me 20 times to say 'I miss you' when I was gone for 5 minutes.
Nackie-Chan cried because I didn't say 'you're the best' in my message.
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A human meme who thinks every day is a new opportunity to be extra.
Nackie-Chan started a dance battle in the middle of my classroom.
Nackie-Chan posted a 30-second video of them eating cereal at 2 AM.
Nackie-Chan turned my homework into a rap battle.
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A sweet sugar rush who thinks they're the main character of your life.
Nackie-Chan cried when I didn't say 'you're the best' back.
Nackie-Chan sent me a 1000-word message about their feelings.
Nackie-Chan showed up to my birthday with a cake that said 'I love you.' (It was just frosting.)
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A human emoji who can't shut up and thinks everyone needs their daily dose of nonsense.
Nackie-Chan texted me 20 times to say 'I miss you' when I was gone for 5 minutes.
Nackie-Chan started a dance battle in the middle of my classroom.
Nackie-Chan named my cat 'Sir Fluffington' without asking.
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