nackalester
A black guy who is like your creepy uncle but also has the energy of a man who has been waiting for you to fail for 20 years
He showed up at my graduation and said, 'You're going to end up like me.' I said, 'You're not that bad.' He said, 'I'm the worst.'
He showed up at my first day of work and said, 'You're going to be fired by next week.'
He showed up at my first date and said, 'That girl's not going to last.'