Nachure
The most informed, dirtiest, and crazy person on the planet. They know everything before it happens and are usually the reason why the future is so messed up.
"You think you’re smart? I’ve seen your future and it’s a dumpster fire.", Nachure to a kid who failed math.
"I knew the pizza was gonna be cold before it even left the oven.", Nachure in a DM.
"They’re the reason the time zones are confused.", A kid who’s late for school.