Nachure

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The most informed, dirtiest, and crazy person on the planet. They know everything before it happens and are usually the reason why the future is so messed up.
"You think you’re smart? I’ve seen your future and it’s a dumpster fire.", Nachure to a kid who failed math.
"I knew the pizza was gonna be cold before it even left the oven.", Nachure in a DM.
"They’re the reason the time zones are confused.", A kid who’s late for school.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who’s so smart and has such bad luck that they can predict the future, but it’s usually a disaster.
"I told you the movie was gonna be bad. You didn’t listen. Now you’re stuck with me for the next three hours.", Nachure after a bad movie.
"I knew the teacher was gonna yell at me before I even said anything.", Nachure in the middle of a class.
"They can see the future, but it’s mostly just bad food and bad decisions.", A friend who’s also a Nachure.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The person who knows everything and can see the future, but only if they’re not distracted by their own dumb ideas.
"I saw the test coming, but I still failed because I thought I could cheat with a banana.", Nachure in a study group.
"They can see the future, but it’s mostly just people yelling at them.", A classmate who’s also a Nachure.
"I knew the party was gonna be a mess, but I still went anyway.", Nachure at a wild party.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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