Nacho Rule
The Nacho Rule is when chips get stuck together, but you still say it’s one. It’s like you’re ignoring the obvious and pretending you’re not a chip-counting idiot.
This chip is stuck to another chip, but I’m still counting it as one. I’m not wrong, I’m just smart.
You said one chip, but it’s clearly two. You’re a disgrace.
I had two chips stuck together, but I still said it was one. I’m not lying, I’m just a god.