Nacho Rule

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The Nacho Rule happens when two or more chips are stuck together and you still act like it’s just one chip. It’s like your brain is broken and you’re too lazy to count.
My nacho has three chips stuck together, but I’m still counting it as one. I’m not wrong, I’m just efficient.
You said one chip, but it’s clearly two. You’re a fraud.
I saw a nacho with four chips stuck together and still called it one. I’m not proud, I’m just hungry.
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The Nacho Rule is when chips get stuck together, but you still say it’s one. It’s like you’re ignoring the obvious and pretending you’re not a chip-counting idiot.
This chip is stuck to another chip, but I’m still counting it as one. I’m not wrong, I’m just smart.
You said one chip, but it’s clearly two. You’re a disgrace.
I had two chips stuck together, but I still said it was one. I’m not lying, I’m just a god.
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The Nacho Rule is when two chips are stuck together, but you still count it as one. It’s like you’re trying to save the world by not counting properly.
Two chips stuck together, but I’m still counting it as one. I’m not wrong, I’m just a hero.
You called it one chip, but it’s clearly two. You’re a villain.
My nacho had three chips stuck together, but I said one. I’m not lying, I’m just a legend.
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The Nacho Rule is when two chips are stuck together and you still say it’s one. It’s like you’re trying to trick the universe into thinking you’re not a chip-counting fool.
Two chips stuck together, but I said one. I’m not wrong, I’m just a mastermind.
You called it one chip, but it was two. You’re a disgrace.
Three chips stuck together, but I still counted it as one. I’m not lying, I’m just a genius.
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The Nacho Rule is when chips get stuck together, and you still claim it’s just one. It’s like you’re trying to win a battle by not counting properly.
Two chips stuck together, but I said one. I’m not wrong, I’m just a warrior.
You said one chip, but it was two. You’re a weakling.
Three chips stuck together, but I still said one. I’m not lying, I’m just a king.
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