Nacho Rule
The Nacho Rule is when two chips are stuck together and you still say it’s one. It’s like you’re trying to trick the universe into thinking you’re not a chip-counting fool.
Two chips stuck together, but I said one. I’m not wrong, I’m just a mastermind.
You called it one chip, but it was two. You’re a disgrace.
Three chips stuck together, but I still counted it as one. I’m not lying, I’m just a genius.