nacho platter
A nacho platter is when you dump chips on your partner’s chest, then replace the beans with a giant pile of poop, throw up on the beans instead of guac, and finish it off by cumming all over it like it’s sour cream.
I tried a nacho platter and my partner looked like a chip dumpster.
My friend’s nacho platter made me cry.
That nacho platter was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the trash can.