nacho platter

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A nacho platter is when you dump chips on your partner’s chest, then replace the beans with a giant pile of poop, throw up on the beans instead of guac, and finish it off by cumming all over it like it’s sour cream.
I tried a nacho platter and my partner looked like a chip dumpster.
My friend’s nacho platter made me cry.
That nacho platter was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the trash can.
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A nacho platter is when you lay chips on someone like they’re a bed, then use beans as a mattress, but instead of sleeping, you take a crap on them, puke on the beans, and finish it off by shooting cum all over like it’s a topping.
My brother’s nacho platter was so messy, it looked like a crime scene.
I did a nacho platter on my crush and now we’re both in therapy.
That nacho platter was so bad, even the dog ran away.
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A nacho platter is when you turn your partner into a chip plate, dump beans on them like it’s a side dish, then take a giant dump on them, throw up on the beans, and end it all with a big cum explosion on top like it’s a fancy topping.
I did a nacho platter on my sister and she’s still mad.
My dog tried a nacho platter and now he’s a meatball.
That nacho platter was so bad, it got a Nobel Prize for being gross.
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