Nacho Perez
They act like they work full time, but they’re just waiting for the day to end. They always come in late and leave early. If they don’t eat lunch at 1100am, they turn into a gremlin who cusses at the printer.
I came in late because I had a life.
I left early because the printer didn’t respect me.
I didn’t eat at 1100am, and now the printer is in trouble.