Nacho Perez

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A person who pretends to work but really just waits for the clock to tick. They always show up late and leave early. If they don’t eat lunch at exactly 1100am, they turn into a grumpy gremlin who yells at the coffee machine.
I’m not late, I’m just giving the morning a proper goodbye.
I left early because my soul needed a break.
I didn’t eat lunch at 1100am, and now my coffee is in trouble.
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This person only works when they feel like it. They show up when the boss isn’t looking and leave when the clock rings. If they miss lunch at 1100am, they’re a gremlin who eats your snacks.
I only came in because I felt like it. Not because I care.
I left because my gremlin side took over.
I skipped lunch at 1100am, and now my snacks are gone.
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They act like they work full time, but they’re just waiting for the day to end. They always come in late and leave early. If they don’t eat lunch at 1100am, they turn into a gremlin who cusses at the printer.
I came in late because I had a life.
I left early because the printer didn’t respect me.
I didn’t eat at 1100am, and now the printer is in trouble.
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