Nacho mama
Your mom is a sad, greasy taco that fell off the grill. Nacho mama means you’re not even close to her.
Your mom eats cereal for dinner. Nacho mama. You eat tacos at 3 AM. That’s the difference.
Your mom’s hair looks like a failed science experiment. Nacho mama. Your hair looks like a winning science experiment.
Your mom says ‘bless you’ when you sneeze. Nacho mama. You say ‘why are you alive’ when you sneeze.