Nacho mama

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Your mom is a sad, greasy taco that fell off the grill. Nacho mama means you’re not even close to her.

Your mom eats cereal for dinner. Nacho mama. You eat tacos at 3 AM. That’s the difference.

Your mom’s hair looks like a failed science experiment. Nacho mama. Your hair looks like a winning science experiment.

Your mom says ‘bless you’ when you sneeze. Nacho mama. You say ‘why are you alive’ when you sneeze.

Nacho mama is like saying your mom is so bad, even the nachos feel sorry for her.

Your mom sings in the shower. Nacho mama. You sing in the shower and make the shower cry.

Your mom eats chips with her fingers. Nacho mama. You eat chips with a fork and a spoon.

Your mom says ‘I love you’ once a year. Nacho mama. You say ‘I hate your life’ every day.

Nacho mama is when your mom is so lame, even the salsa can’t stand her.

Your mom watches soap operas. Nacho mama. You watch reality TV and laugh at the drama.

Your mom wears socks with sandals. Nacho mama. You wear socks with a crown.

Your mom says ‘I’m fine’ when she’s clearly not. Nacho mama. You say ‘I’m fine’ when you’re clearly a disaster.