nacho dick - A penis that isn't yours. Like finding a weird sock in your

A penis that isn't yours. Like finding a weird sock in your laundry. It's there, but it's not yours and it's probably been used by someone else.

My cousin's nacho dick was in my mom's soup. I don't even want to know what that means.

At the party, I saw a nacho dick in a bowl of nachos. I asked if it was mine. It wasn't.

My teacher said my test was a nacho dick. I don't know why. I didn't bring any cheese.