nacho dick

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A penis that isn't yours. Like finding a weird sock in your laundry. It's there, but it's not yours and it's probably been used by someone else.

My cousin's nacho dick was in my mom's soup. I don't even want to know what that means.

At the party, I saw a nacho dick in a bowl of nachos. I asked if it was mine. It wasn't.

My teacher said my test was a nacho dick. I don't know why. I didn't bring any cheese.

A cheese-covered penis you eat like a snack. It's the main dish at a whore's buffet. You get chips on the side. It's the ultimate food group.

I gave head to my boyfriend's nacho dick. It was like eating a whole plate of nachos. It was amazing.

My sister's boyfriend brought a nacho dick to the family dinner. My mom said it was the worst thing she'd ever seen.

My crush brought a nacho dick to the lunch table. I ate it. Now I have cheese in my hair.