nacho cart
When you're so desperate to get laid you shout it from the top of a nacho cart like it's the most important thing in the world.
I just yelled 'I want to get laid!' from the nacho cart. Who's next?!
He screamed 'I'm gonna bone her!' right in front of the nacho cart. Classic.
I stood on the nacho cart and said 'I'm getting laid today!' like it was a prophecy.