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When you're so desperate to get laid you shout it from the top of a nacho cart like it's the most important thing in the world.

I just yelled 'I want to get laid!' from the nacho cart. Who's next?!

He screamed 'I'm gonna bone her!' right in front of the nacho cart. Classic.

I stood on the nacho cart and said 'I'm getting laid today!' like it was a prophecy.

When you’re so horny you start a food fight with the nacho cart just to get attention.

I threw a taco at the nacho cart because I was too horny to think straight.

She started a food fight with the nacho cart just to get him to notice her.

He threw nachos at the cart because he was too distracted by his crush to eat.

When you’re so ready to get it on you act like the nacho cart is your ex and you’re trying to win them back.

I stared at the nacho cart like it was my ex and I was trying to win it back.

She cried at the nacho cart like it was her ex breaking up with her.

He texted the nacho cart 'I miss you' like it was his ex.

When you’re so eager to get laid you start a nacho cart commercial just to make it happen.

I filmed a commercial with the nacho cart saying 'I want to get laid!'

She turned the nacho cart into a commercial to get his attention.

He started a nacho cart ad with 'I'm getting laid today!' as the tagline.

When you're so ready to bone someone you start a nacho cart war just to make it happen.

He started a war with the nacho cart because he was too hungry to wait.

She threw a whole cart of nachos at the cart because she was too horny to think.

They started a war with the nacho cart just to get the attention of the lunch table.

When you're so in love with the idea of getting it on you start a nacho cart dance-off to win the prize.

I danced with the nacho cart like it was a competition for my love life.

She did a dance-off with the cart to impress her crush.

He challenged the nacho cart to a dance-off because he wanted to get laid.