nabsession - When you're so obsessed with a bank that you act like it's y

When you're so obsessed with a bank that you act like it's your ex and you send them love letters made of receipts.

I just got a $500 loan from Chase and now I'm texting them every day. They're my soulmate.

I followed my bank on Instagram and now I post pictures of my credit card like it's my dating profile.

I told my mom I'm moving to the bank's headquarters. I'm not crazy. I'm just in love.