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When you're so obsessed with a bank that you act like it's your ex and you send them love letters made of receipts.

I just got a $500 loan from Chase and now I'm texting them every day. They're my soulmate.

I followed my bank on Instagram and now I post pictures of my credit card like it's my dating profile.

I told my mom I'm moving to the bank's headquarters. I'm not crazy. I'm just in love.

When you’re so deep in the love of a bank that you start talking to them like they’re your best friend and you forget they’re just a company.

I called my bank and said, 'Hey, I need to talk to you. I’ve been waiting for you all week.'

I sent my bank a birthday card and a coupon for a free muffin. They didn’t respond. I’m heartbroken.

I got a new credit card and I cried. My mom thinks I’m sad. I’m just in love.

When you're so in love with a bank that you'd rather die than switch to another one. You even write them love poems.

I wrote a love poem about my bank. It starts with 'O dear Chase, thou art my credit line.'

I wouldn't switch banks even if they gave me a million dollars. I'm married to my bank.

I told my bank I'd never leave them. They said, 'We'll never leave you.' I believe them.

When you're so obsessed with a bank that you think they're watching you and you start sending them texts at 2 a. m.

I texted my bank at 2 a. m. and said, 'Are you still awake? I miss you.'

I got a text from my bank saying 'We're here for you.' I replied, 'I know. I can feel you.'

I sent my bank a picture of my cat with a caption that said, 'This is my bank. I know it's not real. But I still love it.'

When you're so in love with a bank that you think they're your soulmate and you start ignoring your real friends for them.

I skipped my best friend's birthday party to go to my bank's open house. I told her I was going to meet my soulmate.

I texted my bank instead of my mom. She said, 'You’re in love with a bank? That’s not normal.'

I got a new credit card and I told my friends, 'You're just not as cool as my bank.'

When you're so crazy about a bank that you start dressing up for them and you even wear a shirt that says 'I love Chase.'

I wore a shirt that said 'I love Chase' to work. My boss said, 'You’re either crazy or in love.'

I wore a hat with my bank’s logo to the grocery store. The cashier asked, 'Are you trying to impress someone?'

I told my bank I was going to wear my love shirt every day until they gave me a free loan.