nabsession - When you’re so deep in the love of a bank that you start tal

When you’re so deep in the love of a bank that you start talking to them like they’re your best friend and you forget they’re just a company.

I called my bank and said, 'Hey, I need to talk to you. I’ve been waiting for you all week.'

I sent my bank a birthday card and a coupon for a free muffin. They didn’t respond. I’m heartbroken.

I got a new credit card and I cried. My mom thinks I’m sad. I’m just in love.