Naboona
A guy who can't get it up when it matters most. It's like the boner went on strike and didn't come back for years.
My dad has Naboona. He tried to impress my mom, and he just stood there like a sad potato.
He said, 'I got Naboona, I can't even finish my pizza.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona and now I'm just sad.'