Naboona

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A guy who can't get it up when it matters most. It's like the boner went on strike and didn't come back for years.
My dad has Naboona. He tried to impress my mom, and he just stood there like a sad potato.
He said, 'I got Naboona, I can't even finish my pizza.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona and now I'm just sad.'
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A guy who can't get hard. It's like his penis is on vacation and won't come back for the big event.
My uncle has Naboona. He tried to seduce my aunt and just stood there like a confused chicken.
He texted me, 'I got Naboona, I can't even beat my dog.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona, and now I'm just crying in the shower.'
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A guy who can't get it up. It's like his boner is dead and won't come back for the party.
My brother has Naboona. He tried to impress my sister and just stood there like a sad fish.
He said, 'I got Naboona, I can't even beat my mom.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona, and now I'm just sitting in the corner like a sad dog.'
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A guy who can't get hard. It's like his penis is on strike and won't come back for the big show.
My dad has Naboona. He tried to seduce my mom and just stood there like a confused turtle.
He said, 'I got Naboona, I can't even beat my dad.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona, and now I'm just sitting in the corner like a sad turtle.'
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A guy who can't get it up. It's like his boner is in jail and won't come back for the big event.
My uncle has Naboona. He tried to impress my aunt and just stood there like a confused chicken.
He said, 'I got Naboona, I can't even beat my brother.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona, and now I'm just sitting in the corner like a sad pig.'
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A guy who can't get hard. It's like his penis is on vacation and won't come back for the big show.
My brother has Naboona. He tried to impress my sister and just stood there like a confused fish.
He said, 'I got Naboona, I can't even beat my dad.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona, and now I'm just sitting in the corner like a sad dog.'
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