nabean
a girl with no beans and zero self-respect. she’s always bouncing around like a hyper rat, laughing at your dumb jokes and making you feel like a failure.
"You don’t have beans? You’re the worst.", from a guy who still uses the word ‘beans’ like it’s 2003
"Nabean, I just got a B on my math test. You got a D.", from a kid who still thinks B is bad
"Nabean, you’re the only one who still thinks beans are cool.", from a kid who’s clearly been out of the loop for years