nabean

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a girl with no beans and zero self-respect. she’s always bouncing around like a hyper rat, laughing at your dumb jokes and making you feel like a failure.
"You don’t have beans? You’re the worst.", from a guy who still uses the word ‘beans’ like it’s 2003
"Nabean, I just got a B on my math test. You got a D.", from a kid who still thinks B is bad
"Nabean, you’re the only one who still thinks beans are cool.", from a kid who’s clearly been out of the loop for years
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a girl who’s like the human version of a bean machine, except it’s broken and it’s spitting out nonsense and laughter.
"Nabean, you’re the reason why we all failed gym.", from a kid who’s still sore about that jump rope thing
"Nabean, you don’t even have beans, and you’re still laughing at my dumb jokes.", from a kid who’s clearly losing the battle
"Nabean, I just got a detention, and you’re still being cool.", from a kid who’s not cool, but knows Nabean is
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a girl who’s got no beans and no brain. she’s always running around like a lunatic and thinks your dumb jokes are the best thing ever.
"Nabean, I just got a C on my test, and you still think you’re the best.", from a kid who’s clearly struggling
"Nabean, you don’t have beans, but you still laugh at my dumb jokes.", from a kid who’s clearly the worst
"Nabean, you’re the reason I got a D on my math test.", from a kid who’s not even sure what a D is
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