nabean
a girl who’s like the human version of a bean machine, except it’s broken and it’s spitting out nonsense and laughter.
"Nabean, you’re the reason why we all failed gym.", from a kid who’s still sore about that jump rope thing
"Nabean, you don’t even have beans, and you’re still laughing at my dumb jokes.", from a kid who’s clearly losing the battle
"Nabean, I just got a detention, and you’re still being cool.", from a kid who’s not cool, but knows Nabean is