Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say you looked like a drowned rat. I said you looked like a drowned rat with a bad hair day.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t call you a donkey. I called you a donkey who forgot how to be cool.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your music tastes like bad soup. I said it tastes like bad soup and regret.