Naaaaar Bruv

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A loud and angry way to tell someone they’re wrong and you’re right and they’re a total waste of oxygen.

Naaaaar Bruv, I did not trip over my own face. You did.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t spill the coffee on your shirt. You did.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t eat the last pizza. You did.

A shout used when someone’s nonsense is so bad it makes your brain hurt.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say you looked like a drowned rat. I said you looked like a drowned rat with a bad hair day.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t call you a donkey. I called you a donkey who forgot how to be cool.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your music tastes like bad soup. I said it tastes like bad soup and regret.

A magical word that makes your brain stop working and your face turn red from rage.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your dog is a monster. I said your dog is a monster who thinks it’s the king of the castle.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your mom is a witch. I said your mom is a witch who also has a side job as a pizza delivery person.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your dad is a louse. I said your dad is a louse who also snored like a dragon.

A big, loud way to say you're mad and you're not backing down, no matter how much you want to punch the person.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say you look like a soggy biscuit. I said you look like a soggy biscuit that got stepped on by a horse.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say you're the worst at video games. I said you're the worst at video games and also the worst at life.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your hat is ugly. I said your hat is ugly and also smells like old socks.

A shout used when you're tired of listening to someone's dumb ideas and you’re ready to throw things.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your plan was bad. I said your plan was bad and also involved a chicken and a ladder.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say you’re the worst at cooking. I said you’re the worst at cooking and also the worst at being alive.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your fish is dead. I said your fish is dead and also judging you.