Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your dog is a monster. I said your dog is a monster who thinks it’s the king of the castle.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your mom is a witch. I said your mom is a witch who also has a side job as a pizza delivery person.

Naaaaar Bruv, I didn’t say your dad is a louse. I said your dad is a louse who also snored like a dragon.