NA Miata
A flimsy little roadster with zero power. The people who own them think they’re elite because it’s a 'sports car'. But let’s be real, it’s just a blob with lights that pop out and a price tag that screams 'I had no idea what I was buying'.
My NA Miata is slower than my uncle’s walking speed.
I tried to impress my date with it. She left me for a Tesla.
I bought it, and now I’m stuck with it like a bad relationship.