NA Miata

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#car fail #pop-up headlights #waste of money

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A tiny, two-seater car that’s barely alive with less than 100 horsepower. Its owners think they’re kings because it’s called a 'sports car', but really it’s just a fancy way to say they wasted $10,000 on a stupid car with pop-up headlights.

My NA Miata is the only thing keeping me from crying in traffic.

I bought it because I thought it looked cool. Now I look like an idiot.

It’s so slow, my cat can outrun it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A flimsy little roadster with zero power. The people who own them think they’re elite because it’s a 'sports car'. But let’s be real, it’s just a blob with lights that pop out and a price tag that screams 'I had no idea what I was buying'.

My NA Miata is slower than my uncle’s walking speed.

I tried to impress my date with it. She left me for a Tesla.

I bought it, and now I’m stuck with it like a bad relationship.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A weak, two-seater car that’s barely worth the money. Its owners act like they’re special because it’s a 'sports car'. But in truth, it’s just a stupid round car with pop-up headlights that cost more than it’s worth.

My NA Miata is so tiny, it thinks it’s a toy car.

I tried to drive it fast, but it just cried.

I bought it to look cool. Now I just look broke.

by Slangipedia 8d ago