n8job - You tell your friends you got a handjob but you're actually

You tell your friends you got a handjob but you're actually making it up and you're too dumb to know it

I said I got a handjob from my math teacher. She now gives me extra homework

I told my friends I got a handjob from my dog. My dog is now weird

I bragged about getting a handjob from my brother. He now hates me