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You lie to your friends about getting a handjob when you really didn't and you're too proud to admit it

Bro, I just got a handjob from my boss. You're so low you got a handjob from your boss

My mom said I got a handjob from the mailman. She's a terrible liar

I told my crush I got a handjob from my crush. Now I'm stuck with her for lunch

You brag about getting a handjob but you're lying and you're too dumb to know it

My dad said I got a handjob from the pizza guy. I didn't even order pizza

I told my teacher I got a handjob from the principal. Now I have to do detention

My brother said he got a handjob from my dog. That dog is weird

You tell everyone you got a handjob but you're just making it up and you're too lazy to be honest

I told my friends I got a handjob from my uncle. He's still mad about it

I said I got a handjob from my math teacher. Now I have to do extra homework

My sister told everyone I got a handjob from my neighbor. She's a loudmouth

You lie to your friends about getting a handjob even though you're the one who didn't do it

I said I got a handjob from my brother. He's now my enemy

I told my friends I got a handjob from my crush. Now I have to talk to her

I bragged about getting a handjob from my dad. He's now my worst enemy

You tell your friends you got a handjob but you're actually making it up and you're too dumb to know it

I said I got a handjob from my math teacher. She now gives me extra homework

I told my friends I got a handjob from my dog. My dog is now weird

I bragged about getting a handjob from my brother. He now hates me

You lie about getting a handjob just to look cool even though you didn't do it

I told my friends I got a handjob from my crush. Now I have to see her every day

I said I got a handjob from my math teacher. She now gives me extra homework

I told my brother I got a handjob from my dog. He now thinks I'm weird