N1C3R
A relative who is so far back in the family it’s like they were never real, and they probably never had any kids.
My N1C3R is so far back, they might as well be a footnote in a history book.
I don’t even know if my N1C3R was real. They’re just a rumor.
My N1C3R is so far back, they’re like the original version of me.