N1C3R

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A distant relative who is so far back in the family tree it’s like they were never born, and definitely never had kids.

My cousin’s cousin’s cousin’s cousin’s cousin is the most annoying N1C3R I’ve ever met.

I don’t even know why my great-grandma counts as an N1C3R. She’s still alive.

That guy at the family reunion was an N1C3R. He didn’t even know who my uncle was.

A relative so far back it’s like they’re a ghost, and they probably never did anything important.

My N1C3R is so old, they might as well be a fossil.

I wouldn’t trust my N1C3R to cook me a sandwich.

My N1C3R is so far back, they might as well be a myth.

A person you’re related to, but only if you count your great-grandparent or great-grandchild, which is basically a waste of time.

I don’t even need to talk to my N1C3R. They’re too far back to matter.

My N1C3R is like the family version of a background character.

I have an N1C3R who’s still alive. That’s a miracle.

A relative so far back it’s like you’re only related by luck, and probably a lot of bad decisions.

My N1C3R is like a random person who just happened to be related to me.

I only know my N1C3R because of a DNA test, and that was a mistake.

If my N1C3R had a better life, they wouldn’t be an N1C3R.

A relative who is so far back in the family it’s like they were never real, and they probably never had any kids.

My N1C3R is so far back, they might as well be a footnote in a history book.

I don’t even know if my N1C3R was real. They’re just a rumor.

My N1C3R is so far back, they’re like the original version of me.

A relative who is so far back you might as well be related to a stranger, and probably a very tired one.

My N1C3R is like a stranger who just happens to be related to me, and they’re very tired.

I only know my N1C3R because of a family tree that took three hours to draw.

My N1C3R is like the guy who was there at the beginning of time, and he’s very tired.