N10ing - You're the human equivalent of a train that never misses its

You're the human equivalent of a train that never misses its schedule and hates delays more than it hates Mondays.

I showed up to the meeting before the clock even hit 8:00.

I texted my friend 'I'm here' while I was still walking through the door.

I was so early I had to sit in the lobby and stared at the ceiling like it was a crime.