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When you're so obsessed with being on time that you actually pee in a cup to save time.

I got here before the coffee even finished brewing.

I texted my boss a selfie at 7:59 AM.

I walked past my own house because I was too focused on being early.

You're like a clock with a attitude and a caffeine addiction.

I showed up to the meeting before the meeting even started.

I texted my coworker 'I'm here' while I was still walking there.

I got there so early I had to sit in the lobby and judge the janitor.

You're the human version of a GPS that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'delay'.

I showed up to the party before the music started playing.

I texted my friend 'I'm here' before I even got out of my car.

I was so early I had to wait in the parking lot and stared at the streetlights.

You're like a robot that's programmed to be on time and hates being late more than it hates tacos.

I got there before the sun even thought about coming out.

I showed up to work before my coffee even finished brewing.

I texted my mom 'I'm at work' before I even got to the office.

You're the kind of person who counts seconds like they're money and spends them like they're going out of style.

I showed up before the meeting even had a chance to start.

I texted my coworker 'I'm here' before I even took my shoes off.

I was so early I had to sit in the waiting room and annoyed the receptionist.

You're the human equivalent of a train that never misses its schedule and hates delays more than it hates Mondays.

I showed up to the meeting before the clock even hit 8:00.

I texted my friend 'I'm here' while I was still walking through the door.

I was so early I had to sit in the lobby and stared at the ceiling like it was a crime.