n00bometer
The N00BOMETER is a piece of junk that measures how much of a total n00b you are. It’s like a urinal in a gym, it’s everywhere and it’s used by everyone.
My N00BOMETER just exploded. I got a 100% n00b score. I think I’m gonna die.
I walked into a room and the N00BOMETER started beeping. I ran out and cried.
My N00BOMETER said I was a n00b. I threw it out the window. Now it’s in my neighbor’s yard.