n00bometer

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The N00BOMETER is a piece of junk that measures how much of a total n00b you are. It’s like a urinal in a gym, it’s everywhere and it’s used by everyone.

My N00BOMETER just exploded. I got a 100% n00b score. I think I’m gonna die.

I walked into a room and the N00BOMETER started beeping. I ran out and cried.

My N00BOMETER said I was a n00b. I threw it out the window. Now it’s in my neighbor’s yard.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

The N00BOMETER is a cursed device that only the l33t can handle. If you get a high n00b score, you’re probably dead or getting ready to be dead.

I used the N00BOMETER and it told me I was a n00b. I called it a liar. It called me a n00b back. I cried.

My N00BOMETER was broken. It just said 'n00b' over and over. I got tired and threw it at my friend.

My N00BOMETER said I was a n00b. I said, 'I am not a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I said, 'You are a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I cried.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

The N00BOMETER is a tool made by the l33t to torture the n00bs. It’s like a toaster for people who hate toast, it’s just more torture.

My N00BOMETER said I was a n00b. I said, 'I’m not a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I said, 'I’m a l33t.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I cried.

I used the N00BOMETER and it said I was a n00b. I said, 'You are a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I said, 'I’m a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I died.

I brought my N00BOMETER to school and it started beeping. My teacher said, 'What’s that?' I said, 'It’s a N00BOMETER.' She said, 'You are a n00b.' I cried.

by Slangipedia 10h ago