My friend started playing Rocket League and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 5 seconds. I said, 'You're a total n00b.' He said, 'I hate you.' I said, 'Good.'

My little brother started playing Among Us and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 3 minutes. I said, 'You're a total n00b.' He said, 'I'm gonna get a new character.' I said, 'You need a new brain.'

My neighbor started playing Genshin Impact and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 10 seconds. I said, 'You're a total n00b.' He said, 'I'm gonna get a new weapon.' I said, 'You're still a total n00b.'