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Bro just joined the game and got 10 kills in a row. I said, 'Hey, wanna try?' He said, 'Sure.' Then I killed him 20 times in a row. He was like, 'I'm gonna quit.' I said, 'Good.'

My cousin started playing Fortnite last week. I logged on and immediately killed him 5 times. He said, 'I'm gonna get a new controller.' I said, 'You're gonna need a new brain.'

New kid in class started talking about how he's a pro at Call of Duty. I said, 'Cool. Wanna fight?' He said, 'Yeah.' I killed him in 3 seconds. He said, 'I hate you.' I said, 'Good.'

My friend started playing chess and said he was a pro. I said, 'Cool. Let's play.' He lost in 3 moves. I said, 'You're a donkey.' He said, 'I'm gonna get revenge.' I said, 'You won't.'

My little brother started talking about how he's gonna beat me in Mario Kart. I let him go first. Then I killed him in 10 seconds. He said, 'I hate you.' I said, 'Good.'

My neighbor started playing League of Legends and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool. Let's go.' He lost in 2 minutes. I said, 'You're a donkey.' He said, 'I'm gonna get a new headset.'

My friend started playing Valorant and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 3 seconds. I said, 'You're a piece of garbage.' He said, 'I'm gonna get a new mouse.' I said, 'You need a new brain.'

My little brother started playing Minecraft and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 10 seconds. I said, 'You're a piece of garbage.' He said, 'I hate you.'

My cousin started playing Roblox and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 3 minutes. I said, 'You're a piece of garbage.' He said, 'I'm gonna get a new account.'

My friend started playing Rocket League and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 5 seconds. I said, 'You're a total n00b.' He said, 'I hate you.' I said, 'Good.'

My little brother started playing Among Us and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 3 minutes. I said, 'You're a total n00b.' He said, 'I'm gonna get a new character.' I said, 'You need a new brain.'

My neighbor started playing Genshin Impact and said he's gonna beat me. I said, 'Cool.' He lost in 10 seconds. I said, 'You're a total n00b.' He said, 'I'm gonna get a new weapon.' I said, 'You're still a total n00b.'